AI-Designed Buttplug Device for SaaS Founders: Stripe vibration integration

Hello young, hungry, driven Indie makers.

I am interested in validating my software product.

KSPs:

1) Stripe Vibration Integration: Celebrate every sale with a buzz. Customised to match transaction amounts and keep you engaged with your revenue stream.

2) Flexible Girth Based on VC Funding: Automatically adjusts size to reflect your latest valuation.

3) Collaborative Vibration Mode: Sync with your co-founders or team to share the excitement of collective wins.

4) Self-Cleaning Mechanism: Features an AI-driven sanitation process that activates after every use.

Kindly reply with your thoughts and advice.

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